Stay away from art galleries.

I went to an art gallery on Sunday; only because it was raining and I was bored. It was full of crap. The artists, whose work was on display, need to take drawing lessons, or painting lessons, or something.

One thing is for sure, I wouldn't let them anywhere near my house with a paint brush!

Now here's an example of good art!

I love that new show on TV2 called The Singing Bee. Now there's a class bloody show! $10,000 is up for grabs each week on The Singing Bee as ordinary New Zealanders take to the stage and test their lyrical knowledge.
A live studio band and Candy Lane's dance troop, The Honey Bees, also join Jordan on stage each week.
Jordan Vandermade returns to lead this weekly entertainment extravaganza with some new and exciting elements that differ a tad from last season's format. This year themed episodes are thrown into a half-hour viewing bonanza!
"An awesome aspect of this season is that every night is themed which means every one at home is going to be singing and dancing along to their favourites." says Jordan. "The Singing Bee this season is a shorter format which simply means we've jam packed one huge party into 30 minutes!"
"The Honey Bees are back and hotter than ever," producer Tony Holden said. "If you enjoyed last season then you're going to love what we've got in store for you in
2009. It seems Kiwis are embracing this style of entertainment."
The only bloody thing that could improve this show would be to have Jason Gunn as co-host with Jordan!

Rock music sucks!

I'm bloody sick of pentatonic scales! And I'm sick of that boom tack boom tack beat! God, I'd rather even listen to a string bloody quartet! Eric Clapton? An untalented dick! Tears in Heaven? Tears coming out my arse if he doesn't shut up! Rock music is too bloody loud. That's why old buggers like Comeinyourpants are all deaf and grumpy - they've listened to too much of the bloody stuff!

String quartets make me want to throw up!

I can't stand string quartets, mainly because the players look so bloody pompous when they play. What makes them feel so bloody high and mighty? They sit there and play bloody music that you can't even dance to. Come on string quartets, either play something we all know or bloody shut up!