Too many wankers are making things, or trying to.

Some days I wake up and I think,
"Isn't art crap!"
These are good days. Days of clear thought.
I mean, look at the attached bloody pictures! There's bloody nothing on them - not even a scrap of paint! Even a monkey would at least do something!

So, why can't artists draw or paint?

A lot of modern art looks like the artist can't even bloody draw!
So, why do they choose to do something that they're obviously useless at?

Maybe some of these 'artists' could become really good plumbers!
Maybe some of them would fit in well into one of those teams of men who fix up the roads.

In any case, someone needs to say to them,
"Please stay away from painting and drawing! It's just not bloody happening!"

Art is a good pass time for women.

Art is a good pass time for women - things like fashion keep them trying to look good for a man and painting can help fill in a day at home, with bloody kids, when they don't have much to do. I can't understand why a man would want to paint poncy little pictures or hang around in a community orchestra making second rate music with elderly women.

Men should do things like play snooker, running around the block and going to strip clubs. I also hate men who confess to cooking. Is that gay or bloody what? It's time that a lot of men pulled up their socks - if you choose to do womanly things like painting, picture framing, decorating, cooking, looking after small children and sculpture you might as well become a bloody woman. I don't trust wine drinkers too. Come on men, let's try to get it right. Rebuild an engine or something!