Soccer players are sissies.

I got up to watch New Zealand play Paraguay. What a bloody waste of time! Even lying awake with nothing to do would have been better. Nothing happened, except that the poncy soccer players kept geiitng hurt. There, there little sissies. Soccer players need to harden up. Soccer players probably like to go to galleries and look at abstract art and pretend that they see something in it.

Only girls should be allowed to play soccer. Men who want to play soccer should be sent to a boot camp to toughen them up.