Art sucks!

Right now I'm busy with important things, like getting food and drink sorted.
Artists bludge food and drink because most are starving as their pieces of shit art sit in galleries at inflated prices.

WTF is this?

Okay, let me help you artists...
GET A DAY JOB!

Also, don't write big blurbs about your paintings. 

We don't care what you were trying to do.

If it looks like shit, it is shit.

Maybe try harder next time.