Thursday, 20 December 2012

Folk music can be boring.

I remember going to a concert, a few years ago, where a folk singer sang a song with about 60 verses. I remember the words 'tu ra la" being used a lot. Naturally I was bored shitless. Because I was trying to entertain myself while he was singing (you could say that I was trying to do what he was supposed to be doing), I noticed that he was using a thing called a capo.
When he started another song (god help me - he did about five songs) he just moved this thing and used the same chords.
I thought, "Lazy bugger, why doesn't he just learn to play the guitar properly?"
My advice - if you're thinking of going to a folk music concert, think again.

Wednesday, 19 December 2012

I'm not really a fan of Christmas.

Certainly not.

Saturday, 15 September 2012

Is this art?

Nope. Just the potential for more shit.

Friday, 27 January 2012

Is this art?

No, it's a feed of fish and chips. This is where artists go wrong; they get confused between practical things and things you can hang on your wall.
This is not art either...
Some idiot thought it was an put if in a gallery.
Wrong move.
You wouldn't put it in your living room so that guests could look at it. Only a moron would do that. It's a pile a sweets and belongs, in boxes, out back in a sweet shop.
Artists need to learn to be more discerning. They're not doing themselves any favours when they get it wrong.

Thursday, 10 November 2011

Wet and cold today.

I might be forced to visit an art gallery.
Actually, I might go to the video store and see if they have Dirty Harry.

Saturday, 29 October 2011

Sunday, 4 September 2011

ART, what can you say?

I came across these two pictures:
The first one is simply crap, but I thought that Richard (of RBB) might like the second one because there's a lady playing the cello, his instrument.