Play something we can dance to!

For God's sake!

"Gsus! Yes, do it for me!"

What is the point of people playing music? I think they do it because they are too lazy to become plumbers or builders. If they MUST do it, there should be more of a purpose.

In the good old days, in Philistine, men danced with women so that they could get a bonk. That was the reason. The musicians were offering a good service. They certainly didn't play that awful Bebop stuff that blogger Rob seems to be into. The only bonk you'll get from that is when you wake up with a sore head. Gsus! You might as well just get pissed!

There. That's my valuable advice for today. 

If you must play music, play something we can dance to!