Thursday, 30 July 2009

Stay away from art galleries.


I went to an art gallery on Sunday; only because it was raining and I was bored. It was full of crap. The artists, whose work was on display, need to take drawing lessons, or painting lessons, or something.

One thing is for sure, I wouldn't let them anywhere near my house with a paint brush!

13 comments:

  1. If you weren't already a Philistine I'd call you a philistine.

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  2. Hey The The Comeinyourpants, what The The a clever retort The The!
    The The The Guy

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  3. Well, isn't it like me saying,
    "Since you obviously come in your pants fairly frequently, we should call you Comeinyourpants!"
    Akisk The Philistine

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  4. Bloody hell, I meant to sign off as
    Akish (TP)!!!

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  5. Bloody right, Attilla. Also, classical music is for stuck up nerds.
    Akish (TP)

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  6. How do you get to be a Drum Major?
    Do you have to be a Drum Captain first?

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  7. That presupposes that there is a military-type heirarchy involved, This would mean there is a Drum Lieutenant and a Drum Cadet first and, in the other ranks a Drum Seargeant Major, a Drum Seargeant, a Drum Corporal etc. first. I think the title comes about because they couldn't find anyone to carry that bloody drum about so they pick on the little fat guy and give him a big title to get him to do it.

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  8. Hey, cut it out you guys. This will make this Akish character think that his blog is popular. Don't forget that he is a philistine!

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  9. Looks like I'm running one popular blog!
    Akish (TP)

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  10. I like painting. Particularly painting flowers on naked women.

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  11. Fuck off Hippie!
    Akish (TP)

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