Sunday, 30 May 2010

Annual Art Gallery report time.

Crap, bloody crap everywhere. What happened to the days when a picture looked what it was supposed to be?


Dear Mr & Mrs Picasso,
Pablo could succeed in this subject if he took the time to learn to draw. Drawing people seems to be one of his biggest weaknesses; along with choosing appropriate colours. How's he doing in accounting class? I'm told that accountants can make good money. There's nothing wrong with having a day job.
Akish (TP)

5 comments:

  1. Akish, I would be scared to see an accurate depiction of the women you frequent. In your case having Picasso to do a reproduction could only be an advantage.

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  2. Ah, go and drink some more over priced plonk; sip it carefully and sniff it, then talk about it for a while. You wine guys are weirder than people who choose to play instruments other than guitar and drums.
    Akish (TP)

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  3. I see that the Philistines got their arses kicked by the Assyrians at the World Cup football.

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  4. Hang on I think we missed something. Look at the colours. There are three reds that make a triangle. Then greens that also make a triangle. Blue is in the background, a dominant colour, balanced by a little yellow, the compliment, at the bottom. Maybe it's all about hue!

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  5. Why can't everyone paint like Grahame Sydney.
    Peace
    Accuracy
    Emotive
    Kiwi

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